Stupidity Points

Ah, if you're wondering what stupidity points are, please, make sure to deduct five points from your balance at the end of my explanation.

So, we are all given stupidity points to carry us through life. Well, men are given a generous thousand points, which they often run out of by the age of thirty, while women are allocated a mere in comparison, three hundred points. You start to redeem your points from the age of eight. Prior to that you are allowed to be as stupid as you want without penalty.
Here's how it works. Every time you are stupid, whether by act, word or thought, you "redeem" your points. As a man, you are only allowed to be stupid as far as your allocated points will carry you, same for the woman. Points also vary by culture, race, nationality and background. (yeah yeah, call it prejudice, it's just the way it works. I didn't make the system).

When you run out of points, men take note, you are then downgraded from a regular human being to a moronic human. At that point, your choices are very limited. You can decide to remain a moron, or you can "buy" points from those who have it in excess (often females). People like moi have used a meager one and one quarter point (yes, I will deduct an extra five points from my balance for that statement), so I have enough to "sell" to the men around me. You know, kinda like the commodities market. The higher your points are though, the more you realize you need to reserve it for emergencies, at least till you clock forty, then you can start "helping" men become regular human beings as you clearly surmount others and take your place among the superior. Hence the common knowledge that men often become "mature" at forty while women become "wise" at forty.

If you need to check your point balance, go to a quiet place and reflect on your day. I think you will be able to gauge, if you're honest with yourself anyways, how many things you could have done better...multiply that by your age minus eight.... Yep! I thought so. You're already a moron. Damn!

Yes! It's male bashing, so what? It's my blog!